Ultimate 1000 whatsapp status
901). Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
902). Without friends no one would choose to live.
903). I handed her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said “I will love you till the last one dies”.
904). Some people try to understand, but nobody can know what living like this is like.
905). Just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you
906). Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
907). The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower.
908). When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U….! Happy Teddy Bear Day.
909). Be with someone who is proud to have you.
910). A nation’s treasure is in its scholars.
911). Success is steady progress toward’s one’s personal goal.
912). Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
913). You have to trust the person you love, or love someone else you can trust.
914). Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
915). Life is too short to remove USB safely.
916). Act like Nothing happened is – “one of the hardest task i’ve ever came across.”
917). If “Plan A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!
918). Plan ‘A’ Fail? …Wait…still you have 25 letters remaining.
919). Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
920). No DP because too many people najar lagaing.
921). And A boy never express
922). It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
923). Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang
924). I was born the day I met you, lived a while when you loved me, died a little when we broke.
925). Though an old man I am but a young gardener.
926). 1 day you will see what you lost. 1 day I’ll see what I gained.
927). This could be so much more. So much more than a casual kiss, and a quick caress beneath the sheets. This really could be the beginning of something, something that’s takes us both somewhere, that translates both of us. Changes us. And we can only do it together.
928). You only live once but you do it right ONCE IS ENOUGH.
929). A day spent with friends is always a day well spent
930). Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true
931). And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln
932). One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
933). I am hot dude with cool attitude
934). Trust is like a paper, Once its crumpled. It can’t be perfect.
935). I’m done begging for your love.
936). Well, I’m sorry I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bad Lover
937). I think, God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
938). One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching
939). Don’t ever make a long term decision for your temporary emotionas.
940). Sometimes you just need some space…………To fart.
941). Yeah. I’m a badass.
942). Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
943). I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later……
944). Someone who truly loves you, won’t make you feel like you need to constantly fight for their notice.
945). Save papers don’t do homework.
946). If you live to be 100 years old, then i want to live 99 years so i won’t ever have to live without you.
947). Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…… then i simply replied… ” BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…”
948). In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on. (Best whatsapp status 2015)
949). Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
950). If everything is coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong Way.
951). A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
952). Friendship is a word, the very sight of which in print makes the heart warm.
953). I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.
954). I m sorry did i give u d quite impression that i give a damn about u???
955). Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
956). The moment you realize that no one is your enemy, except yourself.
957). Hate a person seriously but never try to love for fun.
958). I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.
959). I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.
960). On a scale of 1 to 10: You are 9 and I am the 1 you need.
961). Love is sweet, When its New. But it is sweeter when its true.
962). No relationship is perfect. You just have to know in your heart of hearts that the person you are with is truly worth fighting for no matter what.
963). Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.
964). I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year.
965). It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing
966). Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.
967). Need Love…? …….No…I would prefer vodka..!!
968). Silence is the best response to a fool.
969). you the read first line wrong…
970). Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
971). Follow your heart and see where you land.
972). The body is like a piano, and happiness is like music. it is needful to have the instrument in good order. ~ Henry Ward Beecher
973). I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
974). How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
975). Inner beauty won’t get you laid.
976). Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
977). You more often recognize your inadequacies rather than your strengths.
978). I am not perfect and i don’t have to be
979). Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
980). I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
981). You have to trust the person you love, or love someone else you can trust.
982). Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
983). Make a relation with someone, who is not only proud to have you; but will take every risk just to be with you .
984). I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here
985). Let Fools Chase The World.. I only want you ??
986). Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.
987). Celebrate all the things you don’t like about yourself – love yourself.
988). Attitude is your acceptance of the natural laws, or your rejection of the natural laws.
989). Be the girl everyone wants not the girl everyone has.
990). Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
991). Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
992). There’s always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.
993). Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can’t make a rainbow, without a little rain.
994). I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
995). Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
996). When you’re in love, a small handshake also feels like a kiss which u never wanna end.
997). A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument.
998). Love can’t be found Where it doesn’t exist ..
999). You can hurt me with the truth, But please don’t comfort me with your lies.
1000). I dont care or think about the people in my past… there’s some reason why they din’t make it to my future!