Ultimate 1000 whatsapp status
101). With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
102). “””There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,.'”
103). love is so strange…sometimes it reason 2 live life..and sometimes it becomes reason 2 leave life..
104). How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.
105). I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
106). Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
107). Like some wines our love could neither mature nor travel.
108). When some people don’t laugh at my jokes then I just assume that they’re not up to my kind of level of comedy.
109). Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
110). If you can dream it, you can do it.
111). Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
112). I am feeling blissful to have you as friend in my life..
113). Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
114). Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s always a…………woman or girl 🙂
115). Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive on this planet.
116). You were a moment, but now, you’re a memory!
117). Don’t be religious, be Earthian
118). You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
119). Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
120). If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
121). I love crying in the rain. because when i do, no one can hear the pain.
122). Love is in my Heart.
123). Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
124). Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
125). Getting over him sounds great but being in his arms sounds a lot better
126). “I still love him. And here’s the worst part. I want him back. – Ree”
127). Nothing is true everything is fake. Where there is no place for truthfulness to prevail.
128). I didn’t change, I just woke up.
129). No love is greater than mom’s love, no care is greater than dad’s care.
130). Life is too short to spend all your time trying to make everyone else happy.
131). If you have to think before spending money on anything, you’re not rich enough
132). I’m missing someone right now…and that someone is you.
133). Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
134). Whenever u c LOVE coming, WELCOME it, open ur Arms,Embrace it & let it ENTER into U! People will ask UR U in LOVE? jst say-no,LOVE is in me! Happy Teddy Bear day.
135). Sometimes On The Way To The Dream – U Get Lost And Find A Better One ?? ??
136). I truly have enough money to live comfortably and quitely for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
137). Before you let go. Remember the reason why you were hanging on.
138). True Feelings never fades,even when time changes or circumstances and if they fades,then it means,it was fake
139). Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.
140). Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
141). Our new generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we just text or call to say we’re outside..;)
142). Be a kickass girl with a mind, with an cool attitude, and a lady with class.
143). Friends make the bad times good… and the good times unforgettable..
144). Sometimes it takes being away from someone for a while to realise how much you need them in your life.
145). I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
146). Do you want to judge me? Please take a look at you.
147). Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping 🙁
148). My level of maturity is depends on who i’m with.
149). I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears..
150). Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
151). Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.
152). I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!
153). Do what you fear and fear disappears. – David Schwartz
154). —;-<@ —;-<@ —;-<@ Roses exclusively for a nice person… ‘YOU‘ From a simple person… ‘ME‘ Keep roses until they dry… Keep my relation until I die… Happy Rose Day!!
155). Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
156). You can love with all your heart, No questions asked.
157). A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a fight.
158). Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
159). Any 1 can love a Rose.But no 1 will love a leaf that. made the Rose. don’t love some one who is beautiful but love the one who can make Ur life beautiful. Happy Rose Day.
160). How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
161). Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
162). My eyes r blind without ur eyes to see, similar to a rose without color. Love u forever Happy Rose Day.
163). Every time i look at the keyboard, I see that U and I are always together.
164). Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.
165). You don’t just stop feeling something for someone because you start feeling something for someone else.
166). I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ??
167). If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing.
168). My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
169). I love you all because hate is my enemy.
170). I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
171). Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
172). The sky isn’t always blue. The sun doesn’t always shine. So it’s okay to fall apart sometimes.
173). SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.
174). Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
175). Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
176). Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
177). “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
178). Phones are quite better than girlfriends, At least we can switch it off.
179). You never just stop loving someone, either you always will, or you never did in the first place.
180). Love Beautifully, Dream Passionately, Love Completely.
181). I love to do the things the censors won’t pass.
182). The irony of life is, it gives you the hardest of times when u least expect it.
183). Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.
184). I don’t have a personality problem. I have an attitude.
185). I may win and i may lose but i will never be defeated.
186). Every relationship has ups and downs, you should never expect perfection from somebody.
187). A true friend is someone who gives you hope when you ran out of it.
188). Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable ….Mahtma Gandhi
189). Your looks don’t make you pretty, it’s the person inside who makes you pretty.
190). I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.
191). Someone on his status said “Sleeping” …since 4 Days! He’s Probably dead. ?
192). I am not a heartthrob, but everybody still checks my status.
193). The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
194). Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
195). It’s amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.
196). I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
197). There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.
198). People never know how special someone is until they leave, but maybe sometimes its important to leave, so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is!
199). According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.
200). For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.