Ultimate 1000 whatsapp status

201). Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.

202). If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.

203). I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life

204). Love is like a rubber band you need to hold it from both the sides by two people. When one leaves it hurts.

205). You cannot receive happiness until you let go the pain.

206). In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on.

207). If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

208). The last thing I want to do is Kill you. But it’s still on the list.

209). Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. ?

210). Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.

211). Love is made by trust, respect, and caring.

212). Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

213). We do not see things as they are; we see things as we are.

214). If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.

215). I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.

216). If you will bind yourself with positive thoughts, nobody can defeat you. Even you don’t have a single weapon for your victory in war.

217). You make smile like the sun….

218). A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

219). Remind yourself that it’s okay not to be perfect.

220). The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

221). The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

222). Distance sometimes lets you know who’s worth keeping and who’s worth letting go.

223). I’m single because I take relationships seriously.

224). If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need.

225). Don’t ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.

226). No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.

227). I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day.

228). Perfect Relationship = Two people never giving up on each other.

229). You will never find the right person, If you don’t let go the wrong one.

230). I speak of my mind. I never mind what I speak.

231). When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car”

232). I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

233). My heart is perfect because you’re inside

234). “Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.”

235). Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.

236). An indepth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I”d warn you immediately..

237). Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding the reason.

238). My heart always will be yours.

239). Only brain is works more…if you use it more.

240). Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.

241). If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss my ass!

242). A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.

243). Kissing is like drinking salted water, you drink, and your thirst increases.

244). Affliction is often that thing which prepares an ordinary person for some sort of an extraordinary destiny.

245). Every moment I spent with you is like a beautiful dream comes true.

246). Love is when someone breaks your heart, and the most amazing thing is that- you stil love them with every broken piece

247). If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.

248). Everything is rightly confused.

249). Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

250). I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole. 😀

251). We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.

252). You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!

253). A apparent soul is usually the sign of a bad memory.

254). Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

255). We accept the love we think we deserve.

256). My heart is ever at your service.

257). “It’s never going to be the same again. And that’s whats killing me.”

258). You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name, it’s the thought that count.

259). Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

260). I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

261). Don’t give up what you want most, for what you want now.

262). A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

263). Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.

264). You pull me down to your level, n then u beat me by experience!

265). You try so hard to shut the feelings out.

266). I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.

267). Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.

268). People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.

269). If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.

270). The person who hates you, loves you the most..

271). Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but worse to regret.

272). A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.

273). She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad and that’s important you know.

274). One morning you wake up afraid to live.

275). My psychiatrist told me I truly was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re also ugly too.

276). Maybe I’m too late to be your first. But right now, I’m preparing myself to be your last.

277). I love my job…when I am on my vacations.

278). No regrets. Just lessons learned.

279). Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.

280). So many assume. So few know.

281). I dreamed a dream

282). You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

283). Love is letting go of fear

284). Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

285). My girlfriend thinks I’m cheating you, I hope you do not confirm

286). An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.

287). Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

288). Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

289). Knowledge cannot replace friendship.I would rather be an idiot than loose you.

290). Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

291). People with attitude are rich by pocket but poor by heart.

292). I’ve got nothing to do today but smile. – Paul Simon

293). Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is growing strong by conflict. – William Ellery Channing

294). The bridges you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren’t there.

295). Now you know …… No one’s ever loved anyone as much as I love you.

296). Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

297). “The first rule is not to lose. The second rule is not to forget the first rule.”

298). Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

299). If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it 🙂

300). When love is not madness , it is not love- Pedro Calderon