Ultimate 1000 whatsapp status

301). I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four.

302). Cleaning is just putting the stuff in less obvious places.

303). Let immorality be the new morality

304). Broken Heart Whatsapp Status- Love Hurts

305). “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett

306). I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!

307). True romance isn’t Romeo and Juliet who died together but grandma and grandpa who grew old together.

308). Forget the haters…cause some body loves you.

309). Trying and Doing are two different things. When you try, you hope. When you do, you succeed.

310). Met you by fate, chose you as a friend, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

311). Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny!

312). Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. But then, I wonder if I could handle the truth.

313). Insanity is my only means of relaxation

314). If you ever lose my trust, you probably will never get it back.

315). The quality of our expectations determines the quality of our action.

316). I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.

317). A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.

318). Silent people have the loudest minds.

319). Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.

320). Where there is love there is life- Mahatma Gandhi

321). Love has no limits.

322). A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

323). A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.

324). The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.

325). First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

326). Don’t give a fu*k what people think about you.. Be you!

327). Do What you Love.

328). If you ain’t first, you are last.

329). By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.

330). Revenge is the purest emotion.

331). Relationships should have the determination on like SANDAL WOOD…which never loses its fragrance even if its broken into thousands pieces..!!

332). Whether you Think you can, or think you can’t you’re always right.

333). We all have problems; the way we solve them is what makes us different.

334). When nothing goes right in Love..!! Go left.

335). According to my police report, I had a great Night Out last night.

336). Wheter it’s a friendship or relationship, all bonds are built on trust without it, you have nothing..

337). Let all that you do be done n love.

338). Marriage is the main chief cause of divorce.

339). When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason 😛 😀 _!_

340). Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.

341). Knowledge is realizing that street is one-way, wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

342). “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

343). Don’t settle for the one you can live with. Wait for the one you can’t live without.

344). Everything is fine in love and War.

345). Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life

346). Action should culminate in wisdom.

347). I drink to make other people interesting.

348). Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.

349). You never really lose anything until you lose your best friend.

350). I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

351). All I really want is for you to hug me really tight and tell me everything’s going to be alright.

352). You’ll never know how beautiful you’re to me

353). No Matter How CRAZY N FUNNY The Scenes Are Around You. Its USELESS Without The PERSON , YOU Want To LAUGH With ….

354). Behind this big smile there is an empty soul which has no expectations. :’)

355). A BOSS is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t

356). Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.

357). I miss the laughs, I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have & above all,I just miss YOU!Happy Teddy Bear Day.

358). I am totally in the hands of the Lord.

359). Real loss only occurs when you lose something that you love more than yourself.

360). Life is always up and down, so why are you worried when you are at the bottom; the next place is up.

361). Hold a best friend with both your hands.

362). Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you!

363). I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.

364). When i met you i found life.

365). The most important Shareholder in your life is you.

366). Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

367). I want another day with you.

368). The happiest Couples never have the Same Character but They have the best Understanding Of their Differences …

369). You’ve got to believe you are worth more than being.

370). My head says, “Who cares?” But then my heart whispers “You do,stupid..”

371). I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

372). Love demands less than friendship.

373). Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Unknown Friends are the siblings God never gave us.

374). Love always Hurts.

375). No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.

376). A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. – Zig Ziglar

377). Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

378). Without you, I am nothing. With you, I am something. Together we are Everything.

379). Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.

380). Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

381). I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)

382). Live every moment, laugh every day, love beyond words.

383). I am never in a bad mood, its people around me that suck.

384). Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

385). I have found that if you love life, life will love you always.

386). Evil is obvious only in retrospect

387). I don’t know what makes you so truly dumb, But it really works.

388). As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that’s all that matters.

389). I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

390). It doesn’t matter who hurt you or broke you down .. What matters is who made you smile again <3

391). Sometimes your closest friend is your greatest enemy.

392). Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.

393). I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them

394). Love = a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in world.

395). We must become the change we want to see.

396). Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness…

397). Sometimes when i say ” i am okay” I want someone Too look me in the eyes Hug me tight and say ” I know you’re not”

398). Work Hard and let peoples show your success

399). Dad, A son’s first Hero, A Daughter’s first love.

400). “One day they’ll realize they lost a diamond while playing with worthless stones.”