Ultimate 1000 whatsapp status

401). The most important thing in my trust is you.

402). Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.

403). Sometimes breakups aren’t meant for makeups, sometimes they are meant for wake-ups.

404). ‘This rose day I wish that all the thorns on the path of your life be vanquished and your life path be filled with petals of love, friendship and blessings.’ Happy Rose Day!!

405). I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you.

406). Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.

407). Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

408). When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

409). If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up J

410). The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.

411). . Only fools fall in love and i think, i am one of them.

412). “I hate you with the same amount of passion that I once loved you with”

413). Remember that every good friend was once a stranger.

414). The secret is keeping busy, and loving what you do.

415). Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.

416). Just follow the glow; yeah it won’t be long just to know that you’re not alone.

417). Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..

418). Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

419). The pain is there to remind me that I’m still alive.

420). If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

421). You can do anything, but not everything.

422). Friends are the sunshine of life.

423). Know how I think for you? As one of my very favorite blassings.

424). God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.

425). LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

426). There is no elevator to success, you have to take stairs.

427). Comparison is the thief of joy.

428). The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.

429). Love is all we need. Money is all we want.

430). I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

431). I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

432). Soon I will become a genius ??

433). New Year is the time when, all your hopes are new, so are your aspiration, new are your resolutions and new are your spirits… so here’s wishing everyone a very promising, fulfilling and a very happy New Year!!

434). Ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha

435). I’m sorry for being me. I won’t ever do it again.

436). “Success” all depends on the second letter.

437). People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.

438). He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

439). Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it’s too late. Say what you’re feeling. Waiting is a mistake.

440). I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

441). If best friends are quarreling, let them work it out themselves.

442). LET’S F_UCK – All I need is U.’

443). I will marry to the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card

444). Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.

445). My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

446). Marriage is like a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife always ‘shops’.

447). If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.

448). There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can’t ,,,What you’ve got to do is turn around and say “watch me”

449). People say nothing is Impossible, But I do nothing everyday! B-)

450). SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.

451). Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😛

452). I cannot give you a demo of my love. Take it or leave it.

453). Not always available, try your luck ??

454). If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com

455). Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.

456). i know you look on my status.

457). I only get jealous because i love you, and i don’t want anyone else to have you.

458). A friend to all is a friend to none.

459). Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.

460). I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

461). Some people are beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

462). Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

463). I’m so Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As They have!

464). When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

465). Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

466). Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

467). Don’t just wish for it, work for it.

468). Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

469). “”I don’t insult people , I just describe them””

470). “My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.”

471). Great power comes with great electricity bills.

472). If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

473). Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

474). Even the darkest night will end and Sun will rise

475). You can disturb me….I’m available. 😀

476). You can’t start the next chapter of your life. If you keep re-reading the last one.

477). I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

478). People say they can’t live without Love. I think oxygen is more important.

479). What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

480). Sometimes you need to run away, Just to see who will come after you.

481). A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

482). You don’t have time to pass your love.

483). I hate math but I love counting money.

484). If people knew how hard I had to work to gain my mastery, it wouldn’t seem wonderful at all.

485). The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.

486). Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

487). Don’t disturb me, I am already mentally ill.

488). You can disturb me any time if you don’t have time to do something.

489). I have a quite new theory in life…whatever other people think of me is truly none of my business!…

490). “To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”

491). When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

492). Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

493). You may be out of my life…but the memories we made remain in my heart forever <3

494). Never tell your friends all what goes on with your relationship. That should be between you and that person only.

495). Most relationships fail because we spend too much time pointing out each others mistakes and don’t spend enough time enjoying each others company….

496). I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

497). If you are in love you can’t get in comfort zone.

498). Can’t talk, Whatsapp only.

499). My Attitude is my born gift and nobody takes it from me.

500). Life doesn’t get easier you just get stronger.