Ultimate 1000 whatsapp status

501). A fake smile can hide a million tears.

502). Hey there….. be there.

503). There is no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.

504). Isn’t it funny how you can still get butterflies in your stomach, even though you have known the person for years.

505). Friendship is one mind with two bodies.

506). Smiling when something dirty comes on your mind.

507). You can rest in my life forever

508). I love you more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

509). All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

510). I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

511). I wish I could see you. Literally, right now, at this very second. I want to be with you.

512). Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

513). It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

514). The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

515). May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

516). No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.

517). I need something more to hold then just a phone.

518). When I tell you I love you, I don’t say it out of habit. I say to remind you that you’re the best thing that ever happened to me.

519). “HAPPY ROSE DAY”for Couples ? …… Happy Roz jaisa day for all Singles 😛

520). True friendship is like sound health; the worth of it is seldom known until it is lost.

521). Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.

522). .Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like.

523). Silent people have the craziest minds.

524). Friends begin with “U & ME”.

525). There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.

526). I will never learn to stop loving you I am just learning how to live without you and move on without you.

527). Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…

528). So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.

529). Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

530). Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.

531). It’s always the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.

532). A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

533). Giving up doesn’t always mean that you are weak, Sometimes it just means, You are strong enough to let go.

534). I need you so much closer.

535). God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.

536). People with status don’t need status…

537). A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything

538). You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

539). We live in the new era of smart phones and stupid people.

540). Battery about to die, I am about to live !

541). Your smile is more beautiful than stars.

542). It is better to wear out than to rust out.

543). God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.

544). Some people learn to dance the others are born to.

545). Love goes out the door when money comes in.

546). The world belongs to those people who know to adapt.

547). Give a heart to someone you love.

548). When u start missing,u fall in love again.

549). ‘You must be,” said the Cat. ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.'”

550). Be happy and keep smiling.

551). Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.

552). I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something.

553). I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

554). I love you yesterday I love you still, I always have…. I always will

555). “Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.

556). FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

557). My attitude will always based on how you treat me.

558). You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus..

559). Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF

560). You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.

561). Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun..

562). Some friendships are like Tom and Jerry.They tease each other.

563). What’s the point in all this screaming,no one’s Listening any way.

564). Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.

565). A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

566). I will not let my past define who i am today

567). I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME

568). No matter what i do. I always forget to forget you.

569). You never know how strong you are until you’re left with no choice.

570). Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.

571). My eyes r blind without ur eyes to see, similar to a rose without color. Love u forever Happy Rose Day.

572). The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you know you can never have them.

573). If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

574). Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

575). On This Day I Promise U.Teddy Day is Very Beautiful Day on This Day I Promise U that I Will be always With You.My every breath is For You and For!!!Ever Happy Teddy Day.

576). Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.

577). Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.

578). Stop checking my messages ! Go get some Life ??

579). I want a hug from you. A hug where you wrap your arms around me so tight and assure me that everything will be okay.

580). I am always satisfied with the best.

581). I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

582). If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

583). Some people don’t know the true meaning of the word “friend”.

584). Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

585). Dear bed, I’m sorry I left you this morning, take me back?

586). Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.

587). There is no price in market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,

588). Every time i look at the keyboard, I see that U and I are always together.

589). Bunch of rose I am sending you Yellow to show our happiness White to show our purity Black to show our darkest secrets And red to show our love Happy Rose Day!!

590). Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

591). Love in your heart wasn’t put there to stay Love isn’t love until you give it away.

592). “I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you!”

593). A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.

594). When your away from me my heart stops.

595). Being stupid is its own reward.

596). A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.

597). I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?

598). We spend too much time looking for the perfect person to love instead of perfecting the love we give!

599). If you love something set it free.

600). Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.