Ultimate 1000 whatsapp status
701). Rules are made to be break.
702). The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.
703). Smile. It has the power to make your day.
704). Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.
705). Just because i let you go, doesn’t mean i wanted to.
706). A Bunch of Red roses signifies deep love & respect for you my love. Friends for Ever Sweetheart!! Happy Rose Day!!
707). People Should Like Or Hate Me For What They Know About Me.
708). A bird just hit my window. I wonder if God is playing Angry Birds with me.
709). Friendship makes prosperity more brilliant, and lightens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
710). People don’t cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.
711). forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
712). All Experience is an arch to build upon ~ Henry Adams
713). Stop saying I wish start saying I will
714). Whenever I get sad I stop being sad and start being awesome.
715). Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
716). Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
717). We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
718). The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
719). Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
720). ‘Don’t send yellow rose if you want a long everlasting relation; don’t give white rose if you want a romantic relation send a red rose which defines our beautiful relation. Happy Rose day dear!!
721). All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them but confront them.
722). My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
723). Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, You’ve Made All My Dreams Come True!
724). Go to heaven for the quite climate and hell for the company.
725). Sorry but i don’t need any part time people in my life. You’re either with me or you’re not. You can’t just come and go as you please.
726). We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
727). Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
728). whn luck favors, u can kick d whole world..BUT..when luck fails, d whole world kicks u.
729). I may not be perfect, but I’m always me.
730). A kiss is a lovely trick designer by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
731). It’s not just the goodbyes that hurts, its the flashbacks that follow..
732). Life is too short to be sitting around miserable.
733). I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.
734). I’d like to run away from you, but if you didn’t come and find me…. I would die. ~ Shirly Bassey
735). My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
736). We repair what your husband fixed.
737). Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
738). Save Water, Drink Beer!!
739). I have better things to do with my time than my job.
740). The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort.
741). A great many people have a soldier’s stomach – everything they eat goes to the front.
742). If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners.
743). I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
744). How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart.
745). Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
746). Don’t try to buy Love and Happiness.
747). This isn’t a Whatsapp Status…this is just to show that no status that matches my feeling
748). I’m tired of everyone telling me about their special person when I desperately want one of my own.
749). It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.
750). Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
751). A man is already halfway in love with any woman who understands to him.
752). I have a nw theory in my life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!…
753). Always remember you are UNIQUE………… Just like everybody else
754). Love is just love, it can never explained.
755). Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of others.
756). I love my job when I am holidaying.
757). LEGENDS don’t die.. I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!
758). I don’t insult people , I just describe them.
759). Being in a relationship isn’t about the kissing.. the dates.. or the showing off.
760). Each new day is another chance to change your life.
761). I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.
762). If you love someone more than anything, Then distance only matters to the mind not to the heart.
763). Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
764). I text faster depending on how important the person is to me.
765). An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I’m going to buy iPhone 6.
766). A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down
767). “You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore.
768). Don’t expect that younger children will have long-term friendships.
769). When This IS Over, Remember, I didn’t WALK Away, You Pushed Me Away..
770). In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
771). She is so fake that she should have two facebook accounts; one for each face !!!
772). I complained my life to a girl, She replied : Hmm.. ok
773). I am 99% sure that she doesn’t like me, but its the 1% that keeps me going.
774). I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
775). Sometimes you just need some space, to fart.
776). I can’t go a day without thinking about you.
777). Always remember that every good friend was once a stranger.
778). If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
779). To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven- Karen Sunde
780). I am not a special person, I am just limited edition
781). If there is‘MONEY’….there is a million relatives and enemies.
782). You know what boys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are taken always and the only ones left are handicaps.
783). I Am Not Special,I Am Just Limited Edition Human:P
784). Think win-win.
785). It’s your life make it large as much as you can.
786). Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.
787). Keep calm, stay happy.
788). On a scale of 1 to 10: You are 9 and I am the 1 you need.
789). Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
790). I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.
791). Life may get crazy, but at least I have best friends to back me up.
792). Never ask for directions from a starfish.
793). I never wanted to be your whole life – just your favourite part
794). Lead Ur Life Similar To A Dictionary,Providing Meaning To Everyone Who Refers You
795). Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe.
796). I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
797). Don’t say you love me unless you mean it.
798). Crazy people will always do weird stuff.
799). I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I am with you.
800). I always believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up each and every morning.