Ultimate 1000 whatsapp status

801). I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.

802). GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ??

803). The most painful goodbyes are the ones that never said and never explained.

804). If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident

805). Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

806). Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

807). I didn’t want to be the one to forget.

808). I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.

809). People say whats the point in liking someone who doesn’t like you back. They are right, there isn’t a point. But you can’t help who you like, it’s not up to you. Your heart kinda just decides for you and there is no turning back once your heart makes up its mind.

810). Silence is the most powerful scream.

811). Marriage is a workshop where husband work and wife shops

812). Don t be afraid of sacrificing your life to God.

813). Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

814). If you want to go fast go alone. If you want to go far go together.

815). C’s of LIFE: Choice, Chance, Change – You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

816). The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

817). Just because i let you go, doesn’t mean i wanted to.

818). No matter how many gorgeous faces you set your eyes upon, if you already set your heart for someone, you will hardly notice anyone.

819). Work hard in silence & let the success make noise.

820). Love the life you live, and live the life you love.

821). I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED 🙂

822). I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

823). Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.

824). Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.

825). Always remember to smile because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

826). Love is not about how much you say “i love you” but how much you can prove that it’s true.

827). The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

828). Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

829). Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

830). You don’t get drown by falling in the water. You get drowned by staying there.

831). Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.

832). I may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll ever have…you’ll realizes it the day i stop coming back

833). You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal.

834). The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

835). I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/

836). You have girlfriend, I have brain.

837). i don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude : ) Don’t like it get over it LOL

838). The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.

839). Once upon a time, I was stupid enough to fall in love with you.

840). You are the dream I see every morning when I wake up.

841). The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

842). Your love has brought me the best joy.

843). May your problems be as few and as far apart as my Gma’s teeth.

844). If you love me let me know, if you don’t please gently let me go.

845). I took IQ test …..results were negative

846). Never get on one knee for a girl who won’t get on two for you.

847). They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

848). You, is the best friend of yourself.

849). It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.

850). My last seen is to seen yours last seen.

851). It is hard to fly when something is weighting you down.

852). Friendship is based on trust, without it ; there is nothing.

853). A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.

854). If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

855). Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

856). One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. ` Amos Bronson Alcott

857). I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

858). Love is not complicated, People are.

859). Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status 😛

860). Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like.

861). A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

862). Of course I talk to myself… sometimes I need an expert advice.

863). Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

864). Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot.

865). When I count my blessings i count you twice.

866). I usually don’t get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.

867). Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

868). Wake me up when things are going right for once.

869). Giving up doesn’t always mean that you are weak, Sometimes it just means, You are strong enough to let go.

870). Remember, half the people you know are below average.

871). All would live long, but none would be old.

872). All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

873). Do good, chop good; do evil, chop evil.

874). Man makes money. Money make man mad.

875). All you need is love.

876). Be nice person but never try to prove.

877). There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

878). It’s so crazy, you walked into the room that day, just like every other day except this time my heart skipped a beat.

879). Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

880). My heart is perfect because… you are inside.

881). Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

882). Failures are temporary ,But success is Permanent

883). Since long time I want To Tell You a Good News And Bad News. The Bad News? I dont have any Good News. And The Good News? I ont have any Bad News.

884). Love is knowing that some one is there for you always

885). “There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes

886). As you consider your life, consider how good and faithful God has been to you! His love grace and mercy endures forever! Happy Easter.

887). Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

888). If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

889). Why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?

890). My life can be measured in hours

891). When I was a kid “The Server Is Down” meant your waiter was depressed.

892). I don’t make mistakes I just date them.

893). The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.

894). The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??

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896). The longer the title the less important the job.

897). I will Love you Forever …Until the Last rose Dies

898). When you give importance to people they think that you are always free, but they don’t understand that you make yourself available for them every time.

899). Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul. – Anonymous

900). Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!