50 funny whatsapp status.
Want to update your whatsapp status but can’t think of anything funny???You’re at not alone.To help you we have compiled this list of best funny whatsapp status.This list consists of witty,attitude, clever, sarcastic and other status.
1). My goal for 2015 is to accomplish the goals of 2014 which I should have done in 2013 because I made a promise in 2012 which I planned on keeping back in 2011. 🙂2). I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours
3). Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
4). The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
5). Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
6). I don’t get drunk, I get awesome. ……(more cool whatsapp status)
7). I have a Impudent neighbour Knocking on my door at 2AM He’s lucky I was in a drum lesson ..
8). Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of those shampoo commercials.
9). I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
10). I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours
12). Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
13). Hey there whatsapp is using me.
14). God is really creative, I mean…Just look at me
15). Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
16). Stop checking my status! Go Get A Life
17). I’m all for change as long as it doesn’t directly affect my routine.
18). If women could read MINDS, man will get SLAPPED every second…
19). God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me 😛
20). Common sense is like deodorant ..people who really needs it never use it.
21). I do not get drunk…I get awesome 😀
22). Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
23). People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do……..Isaac Asimov
24). Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
25). Age is something that doesn’t matter….. unless you are a cheese.
26). Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
27). If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
28). Sometimes I wish my dog could talk, but then I remember all the crazy shit he’s witnessed me doing.
29). If I said I’ll fix it, I will. There is no need to remind me every 6 months about it.
30). My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
31). Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
32). Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
33). Save water drink beer.
34). Sleep all your troubles away.
35). Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.
36). History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
37). For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
38). Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
39). After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”.
40). SARCASM: Just one of the many services I offer.
41). Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.
42). “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” — Chris Rock
43). when I was BORN I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
44). Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.
45). Don’t Copy My Style.
46). Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.
47). I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.
48). Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
49). If “Plan A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!
50). When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.