(Adult) funny status
Write a whatsapp status that no one will forget with this compilation list of Adult funny status.
1). If your piss isn’t clear, you need more beer!
2). I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
3). Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
4). Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
5). What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?…..45 minutes.
6). When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory.. I don’t remember, what I chose.
7). There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8). A couple just married were happy with the wHOLE thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing……
9). Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!!
10). The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea
11). Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber