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Show the funny side of you with this list of best original funny whatsapp status.Here you’ll find hilarious,jolly,clever and good-humoured status among others.

1)Can’t talk, telepathy only!

2)Read books instead of reading my status!

3)SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

4)My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

5)Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

6)WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

7)It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

8)Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

9)A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

10)In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

11)When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

12)I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

13)Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

14)Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.

15)Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

16)I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 😉

17)Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

18)Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome

19)I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

20)Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

21)When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.

22)When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

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23)I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

24)If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that  ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.

25)A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

26)we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

27)sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.

28)a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

29)The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

30)we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.

31)Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it

32)Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

33)light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.         more Cool whatsapp status.

34)Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

35)People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉

36)80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

37)People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

38)If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

39)The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

40)AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.     …..(more attitude status)

 

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zakawan
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Never lose hope. When the sun goes down, the stars come up.

mr Nobody
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fuck yourself thats all u need to do

Nouman Chaudhry
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Not Always Available,
Try Your Luck !!

Malayalii
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East or West . you are the best , l love u

Ajay Rana
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Always taste your words
Before you split them out….

Shaka Isaac Mackmoon
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HOWEVER BEAUTFUL THE SUN MAY BE,IT HAS TO GET DARK.

Vikas Singh
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a girl always gets gets and forgets, a boy always gives gives and forgives…

jayesh
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It’s really nyc

Rohit
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I nw you are seeing my status. Then I need status

Titus Kiragu Kariuki
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Hey there! Are you using Whatsapp?

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