||Life doesn’t come with a manual it comes with mother.Happy Mothers day|| So we have compiled best happy mothers day sayings status and quotes for whatsapp,facebook fb,sms nd pictures.
“When God Created Mothers”
When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of “overtime” when the angel appeared and said. “You’re doing a lot of fiddling around on this one.”
And God said, “Have you read the specs on this order?” She has to be completely washable, but not plastic. Have 180 moveable parts…all replaceable. Run on black coffee and leftovers. Have a lap that disappears when she stands up. A kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair. And six pairs of hands.”
The angel shook her head slowly and said. “Six pairs of hands…. no way.”
It’s not the hands that are causing me problems,” God remarked, “it’s the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have.”
That’s on the standard model?” asked the angel. God nodded.
One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, ‘What are you kids doing in there?’ when she already knows. Another here in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn’t but what she has to know, and of course the ones here in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and say. ‘I understand and I love you’ without so much as uttering a word.”
God,” said the angel touching his sleeve gently, “Get some rest tomorrow….”
I can’t,” said God, “I’m so close to creating something so close to myself. Already I have one who heals herself when she is sick…can feed a family of six on one pound of hamburger…and can get a nine year old to stand under a shower.”
The angel circled the model of a mother very slowly. “It’s too soft,” she sighed.
But tough!” said God excitedly. “You can imagine what this mother can do or endure.”
Can it think?”
Not only can it think, but it can reason and compromise,” said the Creator.
Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek.
There’s a leak,” she pronounced. “I told You that You were trying to put too much into this model.”
It’s not a leak,” said the Lord, “It’s a tear.”
What’s it for?”
It’s for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, and pride.”
You are a genius, ” said the angel.
Somberly, God said, “I didn’t put it there.”
― Erma Bombeck,
Some great sayings and happy mothers day quotes for facebook and whatsapp
1)Life doesn’t come with a manual it comes with mother.Happy Mother’s day
2)”I BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT”…Because I’VE BEEN LOVING MY MOTHER SINCE I OPENED MY EYES….Love you Mom
3)God could not be everywhere therefore he made mothers.Love you Mom
4)A Mother is person who can take the place of all others, but whose place is irreplaceable.Happy Mother’s day.
5)Thanks for teaching me how survive and live life.Love you mom
6)Mom,thanks for putting up with my crap.Literary.
7)The most beautiful person on this earth. Our best critic… yet our strongest supporter.. Mother…….Happy Mother’s day.
8)Thank you for always there for me…..Love you mom.
*Mothers days 2016 messages for SMS
1)You filled my days with rainbow lights,
Fairytales and sweet dream nights,
A kiss to wipe away my tears,
Gingerbread to ease my fears.
You gave the gift of life to me
And then in love, you set me free.
2)”M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold;
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be,
Put them all together, they spell “MOTHER,”
A word that means the world to me.
5)There is no velvet so soft as a mother’s lap,
no roses as lovely as her smile, no path so flower as that imprinted with her footsteps.
6)Mother’s love is peace.
It need not be acquired.
It need not be deserved.
Happy Mother’s day