shayari

2000+ hindi love shayari

2000 Duniya Me Haqiqat Ka Pata Kuch Nahi
Ilzam Hazaro H Khataa Kuch aNhi
Meri Zindgi Mei Kya Ha Padh Na Sakoge
Bas Ashqo Ke Daag Ha Aur Likha Kuch Nahi

2001 Zindage Har Pal Khas Nahi Hoti
Phuloon K Khusbu Hamesha Pass Nahi Hoti
Milna Hamare Taqdeer Me Likha Tha
Warna Itni Payari Dosti Hamare Itefaq Nahi Hoti

2002 Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai,
Aapse dosti hum yun hi nahi kar baithe,
Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai.

2003 Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
Use jo mohabbat samjhe,
Woh sabse bada gadha hai.

2004 Chiragon mein agar noor na hota, to tanha dil itna majbur na hota.
Kasam se hum aapse milne zarur aate, agar aapka aashiyana itni door na hota.

2005 Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai,
Aaj fir se gharwali se maar khai hai,
Dil to karta hai…sudhar jaoon magar,
Kamvali aaj fir bheeg ke aai hai…

2006 Tere khoobsurat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte,
Chaahe jitnaa bhi roye lekin kabhi sachche nahin lagte.

2007 Gori paan na khaya karo, honthon pe laali aati hai,
Gori paan na khaya karo, honthon pe laali aati hai,
By God, tera wazan dekh ke meri jaan nikal jaati hai.

2008 Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein,
Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi.
Socha tha chhor denge is raah ko,
Kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi

2009 Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu.

2010 Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
TATA namak istemal karo kyun ki IODINE ki kami hai..!!

2011 Aaj mausam mein ajeeb si baat hai,
Bekabu se hamare khayalaat hain,
Jee chahata hai chura loon aap ko aapse,
Par mummy kehati hai chori karna paap hai.

2012 Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
Par yaad tumhari aati hai.
Jab saans wahan par leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

2013 Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho…

2014 Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya.
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya.
Aur aapko dekha to,
Bhooton ko paseena aa gaya.

2015 Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chhatri lauta de Bhai.

2016 Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya…
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya…
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya…
Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.

2017 Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge

2018 Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
Mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
Dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

2019 Tumhe kya pata ke GUM kya hai,
Tumhe kya pata GUM kise kehte hain,
Tum kya jaano GUM kya cheez hain,
Kyonki…
Tumne to hamesha THOOK se hi envelop chipkaya hai.

2020 Tu kahe to chaand taare tod du,
Tu kahe to bandh darwaaje khol du,
Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du,
Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost,
Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du.

2021 Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna.
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi,
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna.

2022 Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

2023 Tum sada hanste raho.
Muskurate raho.
Khilkhilate raho.
Khush raho.
Sada gungunate raho.
Mera kya hai log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge.

2024 Ek geet likha hai,
Maine aap ki surat dekh kar,
Us geet ko sangeet diya hai,
Maine aapki muskurahat dekh kar,
Par usse gaana bhool gaya,
Main apki awaaz sun kar.

2025 Tere pyaar main kitna intezaar kiya,
Tere pyaar main kitna intezaar kiya.
Aur uss intezaar mein na jane kitno se pyaar kiya.

2026 Wo pal bhi kya tha,
Jab aap ko log kiss pe kiss kiya karte the,
Magar apki phooti kismat to dekho,
Us waqt Aap HUGGIES pehna karte the.

2027 Dosti ki kadar karte hai hum,
Aasma mein sitare hain jitne.
Yakin na ho to call kar ke dekh lo,
Baat karenge aapke mobile mein paise ho jitne.

2028 Hum aap ko dekhna chahte hain,
Aap se milna chahte hain,
Par ye log bahut zalim hain,
Mujhe aap se milne nahi dete,
Kehte hain zoo bandh hai, kal ana.

2029 Fizaon mein tum ho,
Ghataon mein tum ho,
Hawaon mein tum ho,
Baharon mein tum ho,
Dhoop mein tum ho,
Chaon mein tum ho,
Ab tum he batao meri jaan,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

2030 Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Upar likha hai most wanted,
Neeche
25 paise ka inaam hai.

2031 Shaam hote hi ye dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwabon ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.

2032 Dil ka ashiyan hum nahi sajate,
Bagon me phool hum nahin khilate,
Humari ek pasand se toot jayenge hazaron dil,
Bas Is liye hum girlfriend nahin banate.

2033 Hothon se jo chhoo liya,
Uska ehsaas ab tak hai,
Aankhe nam hain, aur sanso mein aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’ hai.

2034 Assi v smart
Tussi v smart
Aada v rang saaf
Tuada v rang saaf
Bas ik chota jeya farak ae
Asi dil ton saaf
Tusi dimag ton saaf

2035 Aasman pe jitne taare hain,
Ankhon mein jitne ishare hain,
Aamardar k jitne kinare hain,
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hain,

2036 Pyar kar to ek se kar,
Ho sake to kisi nek se kar,
Jab tak na mile sacha dilbar,
Kam se kam try to har ek se kar.

2037 Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,
Jab Hum pia karenge tujhe yaad kia karenge,
Agar Hum marr bhi gaye to kya hoga,
YAMRAJ ke Mobille se SMS kia karenge.

2038 Aapki charcha hai har gali mein,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chmatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,
Kyuki kuchh hi dinon me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.

2039 Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
Arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

2040 Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!