Insurance jokes

Who doesn’t have insurance!!Its stereotyped that you almost never get money and they are evil.Here are jokes on those conventions….

1)That takes care of health,life,house and car…Now how about alien abduction insurance?

2)Your Life Insurance only covers odd numbered lives…

3)Two men were fishing in the hawaii.

The first man said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.”

“That’s quite a coincidence,” said the engineer. “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.”

The puzzled lawyer asked, “How do you start a flood?”




4)A happy insurance boss says to his employees, “You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I’ll give everyone a check for $5,000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks.”

5)This is you make a life insurance deal…
“Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.”








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