Top 80 whatsapp staus

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1). If I was meant to be controlled i would have came with a remote.

2). Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

3). I have enough money to last me the rest of my life……unless I buy something.

4). Hey,The one reading my status……I found your nose, it was in my business again.

5). No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.   ……..(best whatsapp quotes)

6). I love to do the things the censors won’t pass.

7). The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

8). Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

9). Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.  ……(best funny whatsapp status)

10). I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

11). Trust me you will dance—Great Alcoholwala

12). At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

13). I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.

14). Insult and Gf’s are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours.

15). You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

16). Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.

17). Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..

18). SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.

19). If “Plan A” didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool!!   ……..(best attitude status for whatsapp)

20). When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

21). I am not fat, I am just……. Easier to see.

22). You have the perfect face for radio.

23). I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

24). ‘I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.’       ……..(Great Attitude status)

25). There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday.

26). Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

27). God’s plan is like a movie; all the good and bad things are arranged together for at the good ending.

28). Keep CALM and be happy.

29). Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the king.

30). Math Rule #27: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

31). They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?

32). You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.

33). I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

34). How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday.

35). I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

36). When there’s a will………. I want to be in it.

37). Trying to understand girls is like trying to smell the color 9.

38). Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.

39). Born to express not to impress.

40). 3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Whatsapp, Twitter and Facebook (WTF).

41). My head says, “Who cares?” But then my heart whispers “You do,stupid..”

42). If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

43). On the internet you can be anything you want, it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

44). Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.      …….(great whatsapp quote)

45). If you are player then I’m THE game.

46). Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself.

47). If you have to think before spending money on anything, you’re not rich enough

48). All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

49). That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at


50). Sorrow is a fruit; God does not allow it to grow on a branch that is too weak to bear it.

51). Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

52). Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

53). Life is too short to remove USB safely.

54). If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

55). Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

56). You’ll never leave where you are until you decide where you’d rather be.

57). By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.

58). Lazy fact #790362518 …………………..You were too lazy to read that fact no.          ………(best whatsapp status)

59). I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”

60). Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

61). Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

62). If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.

63). The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

64). For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

65). Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

66). I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He’s lucky I was in a drum lesson.

67). Everyone wants happiness, no one wants pain, but you can’t make a rainbow, without a little rain.

68). Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.

69). “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett

70). Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. ~ Elbert Hubbard

71). Life always offers you a second chance. it’s called tomorrow.

72). Life is like riding bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

73). Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.

74). I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

75). Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

76). I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.

77). Don’t settle for the one you can live with. Wait for the one you can’t live without.

78). Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.

79). Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don’t even deserve to be an issue in your life. – ANON

80). Affliction is often that thing which prepares an ordinary person for some sort of an extraordinary destiny.