101 Latest Whatsapp Status

Here we have compiled some of the best,latest and untouched whatsapp status list for you.Which includes status quotes,short love status,Facebook status,wechat status,line status and many more.This page is updated every day so stay tuned for new additions…

1] Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.

2]My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.

3]After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.

4] Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

5] Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

6] I’ll be back before you pronunce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.

7] Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

8] tHiS DoG, iS DoG, a dOg, GoOd dOg, WaY DoG, tO DoG, kEeP DoG, aN DoG, iDiOt dOg, BuSy dOg, FoR DoG, 30 DoG, sEcOnDs dOg! … NoW ReAd wItHoUt tHe wOrD DoG.

9]  Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

10] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

12] One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

13] Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

14] Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.

15] Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

16] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. …..(more whatsapp quotes)

17] move on…

18] People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

19] We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

20] Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.  ……..(Sad status)

21] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

22] Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

23] The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

24] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p

25] Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)

26] “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.

27] You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

28] The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

29] Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!   ………(Best whatsapp status)

30] I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

31] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever
offered any food :) :)

32] Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

33] Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

34] Whattsapp status is loading…

35] Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.

36] Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

37] Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

38] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

39] Too busy to update a status. 0_o

40] Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

41] This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

42] I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.          …. (great whatsapp status)

43] I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
contact name as “Free Recharge”

44] I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

45] Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

46] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
station..

47] I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

48] Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

49] Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)

50] They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

51] Waiting for wi-fi network.

52] If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

53]Life’s not about money, it’s about love & ……I love MONEY!

54] Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

55] Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

56] There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.

57] One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

58] Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

59] There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

60] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

61] Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

62] Status under construction.

63] Take Life, one cup at a time!

64] I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.

65] Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.

66] I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

67] Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u
:);)

68] Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

69] Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

70] Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

71] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p

72] Never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

73] Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

74] I’m cool but global warming made me hot

75] I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one place with my phone all day.

76] Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

77] Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

78] We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

79] Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….

80] One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature :) 😉

81] Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

82] Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot. – Charlie Chaplin

83] ” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” –
Friedrich Nietzsche

84] Without me its just awso.       …..(cool whatsapp status)

85] Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory

86] I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

87] Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

88] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

89] I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

90] I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less.

91] My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

92] I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

93] I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

94] If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

95] Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant
mind…..ME:Never Mind.

96] I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

97] If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

98] I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!

99] I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

100] I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

101] Hey there….. be there.

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