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Top 101 Whatsapp Status

It’s really hard to find a whatsapp status which are not used by anyone and are original.So here we have compiled some of the best,latest and untouched list for you.Which includes whatsapp status quotes,short love status and many more.This page is updated regularly so stay tuned for new additions…


1]Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

2]Hey there….. be there.

3]Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.

4]Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else

5]My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

6]I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

7]We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

8]move on…

9]God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.

10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

11]I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

12]Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood.

13]You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

14]Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ….wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad.

15]I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.

16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains

17]I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)

18]There are many things you can’t buy….but still pay for them.

19]Whattsapp status is loading

20]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

21]battery about to die.

22]fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

22]Status under construction.

23]No status available.

24]Life is short, chat fast..!!!

25]Life is too short to be updating status

26]Too busy to update a status. 0_o

27]formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

28]since 1910

29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

30]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

31]Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

32]Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

33]Error: status unavailable

34]Waiting for wi-fi network.

35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)

36]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

37]I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

38]Not always available, try your luck ;)

39]You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.

40]Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

41]Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend

42]Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC.

43]I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

44]I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

45]If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

46] Life is short talk fast

47]I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

48]I took IQ test …..results were negative

49]I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

50]You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice

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Comments

  1. Tanisha

    all status are awesome…..pls post more and more so that i can choose my daily status from this webpage…..STATUS: 1 thing 2 do 3words 4you i luv u

  2. Parmar Jigs

    Me paiso ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu…to soch me sone ke liye kya kya karunga…

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  4. Eash

    I’m mad at my future wife, probably she sending a cute txt with some boy now..!

  5. priyanka kapoor

    faddu status
    tu kya jane mere dil ka dard faik ke maru tujhe angry bird

  6. Mohammad Abrar Siddiqui

    hiiiiiiii,
    My Name is Mohammad Abrar Siddiqui……..

    I like All Whatsapp Status……

    Because,
    Alll Whatsapp status is Very Nice…….

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