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Top 101 Whatsapp Status

It’s really hard to find a whatsapp status which are not used by anyone and are original.So here we have compiled some of the best,latest and untouched list for you.Which includes whatsapp status quotes,short love psychic status and many more.This page is updated regularly so stay tuned for new additions…


1]My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

2]Can’t talk, telepathy only!

3]One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature :) ;)

4]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

5]Hey there….. be there.

6]I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

7]Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

8]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

9]I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

11]Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

12]Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood .

13]I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended.Pls be patient and I’ll get to you shortly.

14]Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

15]I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.

16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

17]I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)

18]God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.

19]I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

20]Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

21]I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

22]fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

22]I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.

23]My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday…So borrring.

24]We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.

25]Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

26]Too busy to update a status. 0_o

27]formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

28]We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.

29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

30]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

31]I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

32]Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.

33]Error: status unavailable

34]Waiting for wi-fi network.

35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)

36]Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.

37]I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

38]Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.

39]You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.

40]Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

41]Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend

42]They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

43]I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card (or in matrimonial sites)!!!!

44]I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

45]Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.

46] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :) :)

47]I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

48]I took IQ test …..results were negative

49]Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..

50]Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

 

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