whatsapp status ideas

Each time to open your whatsapp messenger and get stuck at what to write for whatsapp status.You need it to be funny having attitude yet a cool status.So here we have compiled such list of whatsapp status ideas for you to use.


1). Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

2). I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode..

3). Don’t do homework save paper! 😛

4). I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !

5). Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

6). Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

7). People with status don’t need status…

8). Journey is the reward.

9). WTF mistake of my life.. Whatsapp twiter facebook.

10). Padho padlo mera status …Kyonki padega India tabhi to badega India..

11). Life is like exam, Many people fail because they try to copy others, Not realising that everyone has different question paper.

12). Life is all about the journey and less about the destination.

13). When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!

14). “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek

15). I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

16). At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.    …..( #1 whatsapp status idea )

17). You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.

18). People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.”…..

19). Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI…Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Please Do This Now.

20). Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

21). The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.

22). Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.I’ve no option left 🙂 🙂 .


Also check these 50 whatsapp status ideas for more.If you know any other whatsapp status ideas then do comment it below.