Here we have compiled some of the best,latest and untouched whatsapp status list for you.Which includes status quotes,short love status,Facebook status,wechat status,line status and many more.This page is updated every day so stay tuned for new additions…
1)Can’t talk, telepathy only!
2)Read books instead of reading my status!
3)SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
4)My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
5)Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
6)Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull. 🙂 🙂 🙂
7)It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
8)I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
9)A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
10)In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
11)When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…
12)You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
13)Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
14)Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
15)Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
16)I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 😉
17)Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
18)Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome
19)Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
20)Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
21)When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
22)When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
23)If life gives you lemons, just add vodka. 😉 😉
24)If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
25)A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
26)we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.
27)sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
28)a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
29)The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
30)we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
31)Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
32)Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
33)light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak. more Cool whatsapp status.
34)Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
35)People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉
36)Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
37)People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
38)If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
39)The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
40)AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U. …..(more attitude status)
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