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Top 101 Whatsapp Status

It’s really hard to find a whatsapp status which are not used by anyone and are original.So here we have compiled some of the best,latest and untouched list for you.Which includes whatsapp status quotes,short love status and many more.This page is updated regularly so stay tuned for new additions…


1]My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

2]Hey there….. be there.

3]One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 🙂 😉

4]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

5]You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice.

6]I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

7]since 1910.

8]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

9]Due to tonight’s lack of sleep,tomorrow is cancelled.




10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

11]Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

12]Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood.

13]I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended.Pls be patient and I’ll get to you shortly.

14]Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

15]I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.

16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains

17]I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)

18]God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.

19]I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

20]Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.




21]battery about to die.

22]fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

22]Status under construction.

23]No status available.

24]Life is short, chat fast..!!!

25]Life is too short to be updating status

26]Too busy to update a status. 0_o

27]formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

28]We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.

29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

30]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

31]Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

32]Whattsapp status is loading.

33]Error: status unavailable

34]Waiting for wi-fi network.

35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)

36]Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.

37]I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

38]Not always available, try your luck 😉

39]You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.

40]Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

41]Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend

42]They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

43]I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card.

44]I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

45]Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.

46] Life is short talk fast

47]I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

48]I took IQ test …..results were negative

49]I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.