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Top 101 Whatsapp Status

50]Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

51]Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me

52]I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

53]My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

54]Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

55]I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here

56]I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!

57]Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’

58]You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

59]I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

60]I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

61]Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

62]I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

63]Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!!

64]If I had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy’s name],I would shoot you twice.

65]I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture

66]A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..




67]I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa

68]Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pendrive safely.

69]I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less

70]Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

71]I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

72]Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

73]Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

74]A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

75]I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

76]Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

77]I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

78]”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

79]When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.

80]Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

81]Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

82]I’m cool but global warming made me hot

83]When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

84]Without me its just awso.

85]Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

86] I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

87]I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

88]100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)

89]I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.

90]Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you

91]I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

92]I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

93]Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

94]One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

95]It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

96]Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

97]Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

98]apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)

99]We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

100]I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…

101]Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

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(new Funny whatsapp status and Attitude status )

1)Good morning…let the stress begin

2)Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

3)I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

4)When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

5)When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity……Albert Einstein

6)Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

7)Yeah youu ,the one reading my status..Get Lost

8)Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u :);)

9)Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.

10)Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

11)If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

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