It’s really hard to find a whatsapp status which are not used by anyone and are original.So here we have compiled some of the best,latest and untouched list for you.Which includes whatsapp status quotes,short love status and many more.This page is updated regularly so stay tuned for new additions…
( 1 ) “Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
( 2 ) I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot? …More Attidute status
( 3 ) Can’t talk, telepathy only!
( 4 ) My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
( 5 ) Do not allow negative people to turn you into one of them.
( 6 ) “Life moves pretty fast.If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
—Ferris Bueller(Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)”
( 7 ) Before you judge ME,make sure u are Perfect.
( 8 ) TIME decides who you meet in your life. Your HEART decides who you want in your life. BEHAVIOR decides who will stay in your life.
( 9 ) Everyday is not the same then how can you expect everyone to be same everyday.
( 10 ) Your LIFE is a PUZZLE, don’t waste your time trying to place people where they don’t fit.
( 11 ) You have to stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.
( 12 ) My Life,My Choices,My Mistakes,My Lessons,Not your business…
( 13 ) Good decisions come from experience, and experience comes from bad decisions.
( 14 ) If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
( 15 ) “Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.
( 16 ) Two things to remember, DON’T make decisions when you’re angry and DON’T make promises when you’re happy..
( 17 ) Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.
( 18 ) 3 steps to move on. CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself, look for an alternate solution, and delete the situation that hurts you.
( 19 ) As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
( 20 ) Khoobsurat Rishta Hai Mera Aur Bhagwan Ke Beech Mein,
Jyada Main Mangta Nahi Aur Kam Wo Deta Nahi….!!
( 21 ) “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
—Rhett Butler (Gone with the Wind)”
( 22 ) Nobody’s perfect.
( 23 ) Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop positives. …Best whatsapp status .
( 24 ) The Cutest Proposal of the world from a cute girl to a boy… Girl : “Hey, I have lost my Surname.. Can I use Yours” ..Best whatsapp status
( 25 ) “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson”
( 26 ) If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
( 27 ) TODAY figure out what makes you happy & do more of it. Figure out what doesn’t and do less of it.
( 28 ) “It’s not who I am underneath……but what I do that defines me.
( 29 ) Happiness is an inside job !!!
( 30 ) I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.
( 31 ) Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!
( 32 ) Everyone says that love hurts, but thats not true. Loneliness hurts, rejection hurts, losing someone hurts. Everyone confuse these things with love.
( 33 ) If you want to be sad, live in the past. If you want to be anxious, live in the future. If you want to be peaceful, live in the NOW.
( 34 ) Your past is done, so forget it. Your future is yet to come, so dream it. But your present is now, so live it.
( 35 ) The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.
( 36 ) If you want to be sad, live in the past. If you want to be anxious, live in the future. If you want to be peaceful, live in the NOW.
( 37 ) Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.
( 38 ) Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!
( 39 ) “Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
( 40 ) “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.
( 41 ) Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. ….Great whatsapp status
( 42 ) Hearts know things that the eyes don’t see and feels things that the mind cannot understand.
( 43 ) “It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
( 44 ) Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best.
( 45 ) I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. :’)
( 46 ) BikNe Waale Aur Bhi Hai, Jao Jaa kr Kahrid lo Hum ‘Kimat’ sE nHi ‘Kismat’ Se Mila Krte Hai.
( 47 ) light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak
( 48 ) “Get busy living……or get busy dying.—
Andy Dufresne(The Shawshank Redemption)”
( 49 ) I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
( 50 ) Solve the problem or leave the problem. But…… Do not live with the problem.
( 51 ) “I don’t want to survive. I want to live.
—John Ridley ” ….best quotes whatsapp status
( 52 ) मिल सके आसानी से , उसकी ख्वाहिश किसे है? ज़िद तो उसकी है … जो मुकद्दर में लिखा ही नहीं…
( 53 ) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
( 54 ) सुना है की समन्दर को बहुत गुमान आया है,,. उधर ही ले चलो कश्ती जिधर तूफ़ान आया है.,.!!!
( 55 ) Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
( 56 ) I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
( 57 ) I’m gonna MAKE the rest of my life, the BEST of my LIFE.
( 58 ) The awesome moment when your mom thinks that you have no money for school and gives you more.
( 59 ) I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛
( 60 ) Error: status unavailable
( 61 ) I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
( 62 ) Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because people say… I am Mind Blowing.
( 63 ) “Where we’re going…..we don’t need roads
–Dr. Emmett Brown( Back to the Future)”
( 64 ) Security is an illusion. Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing at all.
( 65 ) Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
( 66 ) Happiness comes with a price tag. If you are smiling, you have already paid for it in past.
( 67 ) “The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled……was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
—Roger Kint(The Usual Suspects)”
( 68 ) “””changing the face””
can change nothing ..
“”facing the change””
can change everything..!!!!”
( 69 ) “When SumOne HatEs You fOr nO reAsOn
Give them a reason 😛 😀 _!_”
( 70 ) “Find a place inside where there’s joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.
( 71 ) There’s no place like home.
( 72 ) The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
( 73 ) Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
( 74 ) There’s a story behind every person. A reason why they are the way they are. Think about that before you judge someone.
( 75 ) fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s. …Funniest status for whatsapp
( 76 ) When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
( 77 ) After all, tomorrow is another day!
( 78 ) A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.
( 79 ) How come wrong numbers are never busy?
( 80 ) “Our lives are defined by opportunities……even the ones we miss.
81)When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.
82)Life’s like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending.
83)Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp,Or what’s a heaven for?”
– Robert Browning
84)A dead thing goes with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.
85)Do not dare not to dare.
– C.S. Lewis
Some more Whatsapp Status
1]SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
2]At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂 🙂
3]People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
4]Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.
5]My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p
6]I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
7]Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
8]Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
9]Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka. …Whatsapp Status
10]Contributing to entropy since 1994.
11]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
12]” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
13]lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
14]Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
15]I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
17]I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
18]Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.
19]I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
20]Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
21]I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
22]fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
22]The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
23]My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
24]We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
25]Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
26]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
27]formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
28]To infinity…. and beyond!!!
29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
30]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
31]I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
32]Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
33]I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
34]Waiting for wi-fi network.
35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
36]Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)
37]I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
38]Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.
39]You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
40]Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
41]Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
42]They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
43]I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
44]I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
45]Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
46] Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
47]I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
48]I took IQ test …..results were negative
49]Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
50]If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
51]Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
52]I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
53]My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
54]Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
55]Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
56]One more password got married…!!
57]This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
58]You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it. ……..(click for more Attitude status)
59]Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
60]Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
61]Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
62]I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
63]Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!
64]Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.
65]I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
66]A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
67]Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want
68]Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
69]I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less
70]Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
71]My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
72]Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
73]Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛
74]A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
75]I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
76]Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
77]I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛
78]”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
79]If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
80]Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
81]Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
82]I’m cool but global warming made me hot
83]When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
84]Without me its just awso.
85]Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
86].One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 🙂 😉
87]Error: status unavailable
88]I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room.
89]I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.
90]Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
91]I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
92]Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
93]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
94]One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
95]It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
96]Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
97]Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
98]apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)
99]We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
100]I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…
101]Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
( 1 ) I am waiting for you my love
I am waiting for you on Facebook chat,
And I waiting for Whatsapp status
To know when you will be online
I know that you have dined
So, baby come and we will chat all night
So, that I forget about the night
The night will be great because of you
I won’t feel the blue
Baby come along and miss me
I am waiting for that scene
Have a lovely night!”
( 2 ) “It is very easy to send a message
It is very easy to write on a social media wall
Very easy to tweet a sentence
Very easy to share a picture on Whatsapp
But its tough calling a friend to tell
Hey, in this day and age, you made an effort
So thank you so much for your birthday wishes!”
( 3 ) “I should thank Whatsapp early this day
That it helps you to get connected
To you early in the morning
So that I make you happy
Make you smile with my message
Good Morning to you
Have a lovely day too!”
( 4 ) “In today’s day and age, everyone uses
Whatsapp or Facebook for wishing
But you personally called me up
You made an effort to wish me bright
I truly will not forget in a while
So a loving thanks from my side
For making my day so wonderful
Thank you so much..I mean it!”
( 5 ) Things may hold you and me in life
Thing may hold up and you may never know
It’s the distance that often grows
So what if you are far away
I know that we have a common way
There is Facebook and Whatsapp to stay in touch
We can talk to each other as much
Our friendship is like a rock
It will always remain the same
Whenever people talk about friendship
They always take our names
You are and will remain special to me
Thanks you so much for everything,
My best friend forever!”
( 6 ) Life is only for four days they say…so why are you wasting your time on Whatsapp!
( 7 ) “I thought I will poke you on Facebook
Then I thought that I would talk on Whatsapp
Then I thought of Facetime and Skype
Do you know why I am creating this hype
Hey simple, coz I am missing you so much
Just want to see you my love
And wish you an adorable goodnight
I love you very much!”
( 8 ) “I don’t need whatsapp to stay in touch with you
I don’t need Facebook to ping you
I just need that connection of heart
That was there since the very start
Yes that connection of heart
Thank you my wonderful friend!”
( 9 ) “I think your name is Facebook, right
No your name is Twitter for sure
Well your name is Instagram I got it right
No I think its Whatsapp for sure
You are highly addictive you know
And no one can get of your addiction for sure
You are too pretty my girl!”
( 10 ) “This valentine I do not need any picture of yours
No, I don’t need the Whatsapp images you send me,
No I don’t want to see any picture of yours on Facebook
Or, any picture on Twitter too
Hey coz you stay in my heart my dear
What did you think I might have said or I may do
Wishing you a very happy Valentine’s Day!”
( 11 ) Life is too short my dear..don’t waste it by uploading and updating on your Whatsapp.
( 12 ) I think you are the best
I think you are the coolest aunt I know
Your posts on Facebook are so good
On Instagram, you look glamorous touch wood
On Whatsapp you are always online
On Pinterest when you search recipes for dine
I never saw an aunt as gadget freak as you are
That is why I call you my most adorable star
You are like one of us,
Happy birthday my dear aunt
Have a rocking day and year ahead!”
( 13 ) “People often forget to wish because its the age of whatsapp
But, you made it a point to go call me up and wish me
So, thanks for your wonderful wishes!
It truly made my day more special!”
( 14 ) Hey you wished me and I am so very happy. You made my birthday extra special. I wanted all my loved ones to wish me and make my day a tad more brighter. In this world of Whatsapp and Facebook, I am the one who count for personal wishes. Thank you so much for your wish and love.
( 15 ) “I know there is Whatsapp to chat with you
I know there is Facebook to message you
I know there is Skype to look at you
There is Instagram to tag you through
But still I keep explaining my heart
This tells me that it is so missing you
Yes my bestie I miss you
As each moment I keep thinking about you!”
( 16 ) “There is this one friend whose always chatting with me
On Facebook and on Twitter
And on Whatsapp you will only see
So, wishing a lovely day to that wonderful friend
Yes, I am talking about you my bestie
Wishing you a very happy Valentine’s Day!”
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